"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the red carpet pre-C3 Awards ceremony. I am your reporter and fellow nominee Sheep. We have countless stars coming today, and while some of them would rather attend another much smaller ceremony in a week, we welcome here the very best of C3 who will comment on this year's nominations. I can see we have Emotional Flight coming, which is a good occasion to showcase a hint of what he got nominated for, so let's see."
"-Aaaand back at the C3 Awards red carpet, I am here with RealCheese, so you are actually nominated in two categories this year?
-Absolutely Sheep, Best Makeup and Hairstyling first, I'm very proud of the result they got for turning Vanessa Bayer into a terrorist.
-Yeah that's a terrific job to say the least!
-You bet. And yeah my second nomination is for the Best Visual Effects.
-And once again a great visual trick because you managed to make Dave Grohl look 10 foot high!
-I know right! I know the two guys aren't that tall but the results is still incredible!
-Well thank you for joining RealCheese and I do believe it is time we wrap it up and go take our seats while we wait for the ceremony to begin! ... What? My nominations? Bleh, alright but... That's six you know it's uh... Okay from memory... Best Foreign Language Film for the one we shot in Montmartre... Uh... Yes! Best Actor, you know for that film where you actually don't see the actor because it's kinda like... You are the actor! Next uh... Best Adapted Screenplay, for that one where it's the red lips of a girl you see but it's actually sung by a guy! And then we have... Best Sound Editing! For that time we had Rami singing super loud to a crowd, it's not that old actually... Next we have Best Director too! You know, that guy who made that super famous mafia movie, and then he made one about a scammer, yeah, this one! It's a shame they only used the song I like in the trailer though... Oh and one more yes! Best Costumes, but I don't really understand why 1) They nominated another french film for this and 2) A good bunch of Act Up shirts are considered best costumes... But oh well, everyone is coming in so I have to join! Reporting from the C3 Awards red carpet, back at the studios! Oh! And... Happy guessing too!"