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#3581 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 4, 2017 - 05:00 AM

Thanks Nunchuck & Sygenysis!

Nice song picks from a great album and really cool band! :rock:


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#3582 Nunchuck

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Rockfight Saturday Night
Presents
Holiday Havoc 2017
The Three Kings Series
Opening

 

We are live here at the RockFight Arena. In the ring, we see Commissioner Sam J. Glarms standing at a podium. There is a small, invite-only crowd here tonight. There is a large video screen behind the Commissioner. It looks like the festivities are about to begin. Commissioner Glarms introduces the event.

SJG - "Welcome RockFight Fans! We are here tonight to kick off Holiday Havoc 2017 : The Three Kings Series. This is something completely new to the sport. Here is a brief explanation...
The Three Kings Series is a three match, three week event that will pit some of the greatest Hair rockers of all time in teams of three. These teams will be headed by and picked by Captains picked by our panel of officials. Each Captain will pick a 2 other bands to be part of their team. This will be done in gym class fashion until all the teams are made. After team selections are made the match-ups will be made.
In front of me, I have six envelopes. I will pick one envelope at a time. I will read the name on the card. That Captain band will come to the podium and make the first pick. That will repeat until all teams are filled in. Behind me, on the big screen, is the list of Rockers available to pick from...

 

 

Rockers
01. Cinderella
02. Skid Row
03. MSG (McAuley Shenker Group)
04. Quiet Riot
05. Great White
06. Love/Hate
07. Bonham
08. Twisted Sister
09. Helix
10. Junkyard
11. Bang Tango
12. Badlands

 

SJG - "Without ado, let's get our first pick going."

The Commissioner opens the first envelope.

SJG - "Our first Captain to pick is from Team Bon Jovi!!"
The crowd goes wild as Jon Bon Jovi heads down the aisle from the back.

 

SJG - "Welcome Jon, you were chosen to represent your band in The Three Kings Series. You may choose your first teammate. You will only have 2 minutes to choose. Team Bon Jovi, you are on the clock as of now!"
JBJ - "Thank you Commissioner. I'm proud to be a Captain. I look forward to a great match. My pick will be Tom Keifer from the band Cinderella. "

With pick #1 Team Bon Jovi picks Tom Keifer of Cinderella

Tom Keifer comes down the aisle to a large ovation! He joins Jon Bon Jovi at the podium. The men shake hands. We return to Commissioner Glarms at the podium. He opens the next envelope.

 

SJG - "With the second pick, we have Gene Simmons from Kiss!"
Gene Simmons comes down the aisle dressed in full demon gear. Wait -- here comes Paul Stanley! He talks with Gene and returns to the back. One has to wonder what that was all about. The arena lights go out! When the lights come back on, we no longer see the Kiss demon, but now we have Gene dressed in spandex with no make-up other than eyeliner. He now makes his way to the ring. The crowd is confused but thrilled to see Gene here tonight.
GS - "Greetings from team Kiss! Now that I got my wardrobe straightened out, I would like to make our first pick. We, the elders of rock need to stick together, so I will pick one sick Mother Effer! Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!!"

With pick # 2 Team Kiss picks Dee Snider of Twisted Sister

Here comes Dee Snider of Twisted Sister. The crowd loves Dee. He slaps fives and gives fist bumps all the way down the aisle. He joins Gene. The two men play to crowd who love this pick as we go back to Commissioner Glarms at the podium. He has our next Captain envelope opened.

 

SJG - "With our next pick we have Tommy Lee of Team Mötley Crüe!"
Down the aisle with a drumset on wheels is Tommy Lee. Tommy plays a rocking drum solo as he makes his way down the aisle. He hits one last blast as he reaches the ring and springs up to the ring.
TL - "Team Crüe picks from the McAuley Shenker Group, Michael Shenker and his blazing guitar power!!"

With pick #3 Team Crüe picks Michael Shenker of MSG

We see Michael Shenker at the top of the ramp holding his signature Flying V Guitar. He plays a blistering solo as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd is amazed by the powerful solo. They loudly cheer as he ends the solo and enters the ring. Commissioner Glarms is waiting at the podium with the next envelope. He opens the envelope.

 

SJG - "With pick #4 we have David Coverdale of Whitesnake!!"
David Coverdale appears at the top of the ramp with a woman on each arm. The crowd cheers as they make their way to the ring. The women hold the ring-ropes for Mr. Coverdale as he enters the ring.
DC - "Thank you everyone! With this pick, Team Whitesnake picks Jason Bonham of Bonham. He is son of rock royalty and this second generation star will help us to victory.

With pick # 4 Team Whitesnake picks Jason Bonham of Bonham

Jason Bonham runs to the ring like a man on fire. He hits the ring and embraces David Coverdale. The crowd loves the choice! Once again we join the Commissioner at the podium.

 

SJG - "With pick #5 we have George Lynch of Dokken. We see George Lynch at the curtain with his guitar. Suddenly from behind we see Don Dokken attack George Lynch with ferocity. He throws Lynch from the stage, where he lands on a pile of tables and crashes through them. We have our first fecal chant!!

Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!

Don Dokken makes his way to the ring gloating as George Lynch lays bleeding in a pile of broken tables. The crowd loves it!!!
DD - "It's my band bitch, don't ever forget it. With my first pick for Team Dokken... Jake E Lee from Badlands, a truly great guitarist and one without a large head wound!!"
The crowd goes wild!!!

With pick #5 Team Dokken picks Jake E Lee from Badlands

Jake E Lee is on the ramp with his Guitar. He stands over George Lynch and plays Taps before moving to the ring. The crowd loves this and goes absolutely crazy. Commissioner Glarms is at the mic.

 

SJG - "With the sixth pick and last of the first round, we have Bret Michaels of Poison."
Bret Michaels appears on the stage. He is on a Harley! He rides to the ring. The crowd loves Bret. He parks the bike and makes his way into the ring.
BM - "With the last pick of the first round Team Poison selects Jack Russell of Great White!"

With pick #6 Team Poison selects Jack Russell of Great White

Here comes Jack Russell. He is laser focused and hits the ring running. The crowd is thrilled with the pick and they cheer loudly. Commissioner Glarms stays next to Team Poison at the podium. As Jack Russell joins Bret, the Commissioner takes the mic at the podium.

 

SJG - "Ok Team Bon Jovi, you may now make the next pick for your match in the Three Kings Series!"
JBJ - "That is awesome, Commissioner! With our final pick we choose, Sebastian Bach of Skid Row!"

With pick # 7 Team Bon Jovi selects Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Completing Team Bon Jovi

Sebastian Bach is here on the stage. He is with Ricky, Bubbles and Julian of the Trailer Park Boys. Sebastian has a huge spliff which he lights and hands to Ricky. Ricky puffs away and gives the large hooter to the crowd. An odd Fecal Chant begins...
That's good shit!!!
That's good shit!!!
That's good shit!!!

Baz and the boys make their way to the ring. As they reach the ring, Sebastain enters and the Boys shake hands in the crowd. The Commissioner calls Team Kiss to the Podium.

 

SJG - "With our next pick we have Team Kiss!"
Gene Simmons confers with Dee Snider and takes the mic at the podium.
GS - "With our final pick, we will stick with the elders of rock. We pick Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot!!"

With pick #8 Team Kiss selects Kevin DuBrow of Quiet Riot, Completing Team Kiss

We see Kevin Dubrow wearing the iconic Quiet Riot mask at the top of the ramp. The crowd really likes this pick. The charismatic front man wows the crowd as he works his way to the ring. He enters the ring and joins his team. High fives all around!! Commissioner Glarms calls Team Crüe to the podium.

 

SJG - "Team Crüe is on the clock. You have 2 minutes!"
Tommy Lee and Michael Shenker talk it over and come to a quick decision.
TL - "With Team Crüe's final pick we select the coolest stage name in the business, Jizzy Pearl of Love/Hate!! Come on down Jizzy!!"

With pick #9 Team Crüe selects Jizzy Pearl of Love/Hate, Completing Team Crüe

Here comes Jizzy!! The crowd is really loving that pick. The crowd as a whole is about to blow. What a climactic pick!! Jizzy slowly makes his way down the ramp to the ring. The crowd chants...
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!

Commissioner Glarms calls Team Whitesnake to the podium, as the crowd finally calms down.

 

SJG - "Team Whitesnake, you are on the clock. You have two minutes!"
David Coverdale and Jason Bonham discuss the pick. Coverdale heads to the podium with only seconds to go on the clock.
DC - "With our final pick, we want to keep this team international. We pick Canadian powerhouse Brian Vollmer of Helix!"

With pick #10 Team Whitsnake selects Brian Vollmer of Helix, Completing Team Whitesnake

Brian Vollmer makes his way down the aisle. The Trailer Park Boys make their way out of the crowd to welcome one of their favorite artists, as he walks to the ring. The Boys lift Vollmer to their shoulders and carry him the rest of the way to the ring. The crowd loves the Boys and Helix!! Commissioner Glarms is at the podium again.

 

SJG - "For the last picks, we will  shake things up a bit. We will give team Dokken the chance to pick both their last teammate and their first match-up, as well as match type. Team Dokken, you are on the clock. You have two minutes!!"
Don Dokken and Jake E Lee talk it over. Don Dokken comes to the mic.
DD - "Firstly, we would like to pick David Roach of Junkyard! For our match, I have always wanted to slap the piss out of David Coverdale, so we choose Team Whitesnake!! As for match type, we choose a tables, ladders and chairs match"
The crowd is stunned! Here comes another Fecal Chant...
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!

With the choice to pick teammate and  opposition Team Dokken selects David Roach of Junkyard, Completing Team Dokken and to face Team Whitesnake in the first match: Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

The two teams stand face to face. There appears to be no love loss here. This is gonna be a great match. Commisioner Glarms calls Team Poison to the podium.

 

SJG - "With the final pick of the team selection and match-up Team Poison is on the clock. As a bonus for being the final pick. you will also pick the stipulation or kind of match you will have You have two minutes."
Quickly Bret Michaels goes to the podium.
BM - "With the final pick, we choose Joe Lesté of Bang Tango! Let's here it for Joe!! For our match-up we feel strong with picking Team Kiss and it will be a steel cage match!!!"

With the final pick Team Poison picks Joe Lesté of Bang Tango, Completing Team Poison and to face Team Kiss in a Steel Cage Match

 

The last match will be Team Bon Jovi vs. Team Crüe as the finale of Holiday Havoc 2017 : The Three Kings Series
Stipulations and match type for the final match will be announced in match announcement

In the ring, Don Dokken attacks David Coverdale. This starts a chain reaction, now all the teams begin to fight. It is total chaos in the ring. We need security to get control here!!

That is all the time we have for tonight. We will see you for the first match December 16, 2017.

Team Dokken : Don Dokken(Dokken), Jake E. Lee(Badlands), David Roach(Junkyard)

vs.

Team Whitesnake : David Coverdale (Whitesnake), Jason Bonham(Bonham), Brian Vollmer(Helix)

 

in a TLC Match

 

Vote here and let your voice be heard!!!

Voting ends December 13, 2017 at 8:00 am EDT

 

Remember to Rock Out... Life is Short



#3583 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 7, 2017 - 04:07 AM

Gonna cast my vote in a minute but just wanted to let you know how much Housequake and me love these creative presentations of yours and the crazy entertainment value we get from reading them outloud. Heck, it's gotten to a point where she can 'vocalize' your script in a hilarious and convincing fashion and we both recite the 'crowd chants' together. :rock:

 

These are gonna be some great match ups and we look forward to what's in store! Thanks for the energy you put into these, bud! :D


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#3584 Nunchuck

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Posted December 8, 2017 - 10:37 PM

Hey there Rockers,

How about some Friday visual hints?? This weekend we have an artist three pack, as part of the Hair Rock Festival. It is the last pack before Holiday Havoc 2017 begins.

 

Let's see how you all do with a little gif action...

 

Hint for song #1

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Hint for song #2

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Hint for song #3

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Best of luck! Have a great Friday!! We'll see you soon!!

 

 

 

Remember to Rock Out... Life is Short



#3585 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 8, 2017 - 11:10 PM

Just need to be clear...... are these visual clues for a band already in the Tag Team matches or for another Hair Band outside the 18 mentioned for the Three Kings event?

 

                                  Rock On!

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                                    :rock:


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#3586 Nunchuck

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Posted December 8, 2017 - 11:53 PM

This band is not part of RockFight. It is the last artist pack before the Holiday Havoc starts. They may have been mentioned at some point during Hair Rock Festival, but not part of Three Kings Series.



#3587 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 02:51 AM

I've taxed a few brain cells trying to work these and Housequake is now checkin' in, so I'm gonna take my stab at what these might be before she figures them out. I say MOAR Faster Pussycat!!!

 

#1 Faster Pussycat - "Where There's a Whip, There's a Way"

#2 Faster Pussycat - "Smash Alley"......what a stretch, huh? :P

#3 Faster Pussycat - "Bottle In Front of Me"


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#3588 Nunchuck

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 03:34 PM

The band has been to the Funhouse, but not recenttly. It is a well known Hair Rock Band. They had one official DLC song or was it an on disc song? Does thatt help?.



#3589 Nunchuck

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 03:39 PM

Big hintts, for the big brains outt there.



#3590 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 03:46 PM

Ha! well I guess those guesses of mine were all for naught!......In that case.....

NEVERMIND!!!! :D   It's back to the drawing board for me. lol

 

Ratts !!!!!!!!! :doh:

 

Good thing Housequake and me are heading out to finish up our Christmas shopping list.

Otherwise she'd be all over this..... :smug:


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#3591 Nunchuck

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 03:49 PM

I bett someone will see through my ruse and gett itt right.



#3592 TheSheepQueen

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 04:24 PM

*Slams fist on table*

RATT

Geez for once that I know an hair metal band that's not Mötley Crüe



#3593 ShredHat

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 05:09 PM

Here are my guesses:

 

#1 Ratt - Dance

#2 Ratt - Body Talk

#3 Ratt - Back For More

 

Now we just wait and see!



#3594 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted December 9, 2017 - 08:54 PM

Here are my guesses:

 

#1 Ratt - Dance

#2 Ratt - Body Talk

#3 Ratt - Back For More

 

Now we just wait and see!

 

I'd say those are right smack on the nose. Great guesses, Shredhat! :D  :rock:


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#3595 Nunchuck

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Posted December 10, 2017 - 01:20 AM

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Funhouse Hair Rock Festival Week Five : Ratt 3 Pack

 

 

Hey there Rockers,

The weekend has finally returned to the Funhouse! We have a great week for you!

 

Let's get right to the good stuff!!

 

Song for Hint #1

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Ratt - Dance

RB3 Link -

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Phase Shift Link -

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Song for Hint #2

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Ratt - Body Talk

RB3 Link -

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Phase Shift Link -

https://mega.nz/#!mU...TpkJla1O3tpztjA

 

Song for Hint #3

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Ratt - Back for More

RB3 Link -

http://customscreato...for-more-r19277

Phase Shift Link -

https://mega.nz/#!vY...I0l44mHQmEYowSM

 

Release Notes

 

Dance - The opening track to the incredible album 'Dancing Undercover'. This has been one of my favorite Ratt songs and I have always planned to get to it. This week we did. Originally, this was going to be the only Ratt song and it would have been in the Holiday Havoc 2017. But both Sy and I like a ton of Ratt songs. So we decided to rock out a 3-pack. I have one more three pack in me someday, if you guys are interested. Anyway, enjoy this great track!!

 

 

Body Talk - This is another track from 'Dancing Undercover'. Including Slip of the Lip that we did before the album will now get album sort! This song will make a great addition to your Ratt set. I could not decide, there were too many Ratt songs I liked so I left it to Sy. He picked great tracks.

 

 

Back for More - This track is from 'Out of the Cellar' and it is also another favorite of both Sy and I. This song was also on my list of will do when I get a chance. This has some very challenging solo work. Get your fingers ready!

 

We had visual hints again this week. TheSheepQueen nailed the band and ShredHat nailed all three song titles!!

 

TheSheepQueen (1)

ShredHat (3)

 

Great work! There will be no Hints next week as it is the first round of...

 

Holiday Havoc 2017

The Three Kings Series

Team Whitesnake

David Coverdale (Whitesnake)

Jason Bonham(Bonham)

Brian Vollmer(Helix)

vs.

Team Dokken

Don Dokken(Dokken)

Jake E. Lee(Badlands)

David Roach(Junkyard)

 

 

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We'll see ya all soon. Have a great weekend!

 

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Remember to Rock Out... Life is Short

 



#3596 Rockin Rindy

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Posted December 10, 2017 - 01:41 AM

Phenomenal sttuff!!!!!!!

Been waitting a long ttime for tthese............... TThanks so much............. Hope tto see more of tthese guys in tthe futture.........


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#3597 Funk Meister Freud

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Posted Yesterday

Thanks guys for a great pack of Ratt! 

Had a feeling that was what you were getting at, but we had no time to work the clues (Christmas shopping) :blink:

Looking forward to the The RockFights Tag Team Mayhem! 


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#3598 Freewaymad

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Very nice choice of Ratt songs. Thank you. Well done.






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