Welcome to a special RockFight update!
We go right to Gordon Carray at the RockFight offices. We see Gordon standing between two large screen monitors. Let's see what Gordon has to say.
GC -"Welcome RockFight fans! I'm here live at the RockFight offices. A few month ago, it was put to a vote and the results showed that the fans wanted to see Sebastian Bach of Skid Row do battle in the RockFight ring again. I'm now joined by Sebastian Bach via satellite from somewhere in Canada."
The monitor now shows Sebastian Bach wearing an earpiece and ready to speak with Gordon.
GC -"Welcome Sebastian! We are so glad you could join us."
SB - "Hello Gordo, how's it hangin'?"
GC - "I'm quite well, thank you. We know you have a contract that states that you can pick your opponent and the match style in this month's RockFight. You are here to give us your decision."
SB- "I am, Gordo! I would like to thank the RockFight fans for voting, even if they voted voted poorly. I know they just wanted to see me in the ring again. I respect that. I would want to see me more too. My decision was not too hard to make. There is one guy I have always wanted to kick the living shit out of. This punk needs an ass whoopin' something fierce. My choice is... Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. That dude makes me puke! I can't wait to tear him to shreds!!"
The other monitor now has Fred Durst standing by live. He looks pissed!!
GC - "We would like to welcome Fred Durst! He joins us by satellite feed from his tour bus. He is on the road near Topeka, Kansas. Welcome to the RockFight announcement show."
FD -"Thanks Gordon, I've been waiting to get my call from the RockFights. I'm thrilled to be here!! I'm also thrilled to beat that sass outta Sebastian Bach. We have all heard enough of his shit. It's time to shut him up!"
SB -"Good luck with that, asswipe! This mouth makes the money. You are gonna love the match I picked, scumbag!"
FD - "Let's hear it then, has-been!"
SB - "One of the greatest wrestling matches I ever saw was Roddy Piper vs. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine in a dog-collar match. You ready to taste that chain and be my dog! That's right you and I joined by a 12 foot chain attached to dog collars on our necks. That collar will be locked on and you will be my bitch!!"
FD - "Bro, I love that shit! I cannot wait! You are very stupid in addition to being very annoying. There is no way you can take me in a dog collar match. I'm gonna work you! You will be running back to Canada, as soon as you can walk again, that is!! HAHAHA!!"
SB - "Looks like we got a match, Gordo!! All the fans need to check it out when I destroy the man in the backwards red cap!"
GC - "You heard it here first RockFight fans. A dog collar match April 24, 2018!! Sebastian Bach, representing Skid Row versus Fred Durst, representing Limp Bizkit. That is all the time we have for tonight. We will see ya at the RockFights!! This is Gordon Carray for RockFight signing off."